“death and bowel movements.”
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burwell: i think when i was 13 i was still playing with pokemon cards, not doing stand up. god i wish i had been that cool
thedailywhat: Young Jews Telling Jokes of the Day: 13-year-old Seth Rogen performs a 10-minute stand-up routine at the Comedy Gym in Vancouver. Best. Bar Mitzvah. Ever. [via.]